You know your relationship is rotten when...

...you're disappointed when your partner manages to stay awake in front of the TV set (and you're considering getting sleeping pills to slip into the drink).

...every conversation with your partner is accompanied by a voice in your head; muttering irritated at best, shouting threats of violence at worst. (If the voice is not in your head but actually coming out of your mouth, well, I suppose that's a bad sign as well.)

...you desperately keep "falling in love" with people on the street, wanting so hard that they will want you (and getting annoyed and surprised when they don't even see you).

...you dread weekends and (oh, the horror) holidays.

...on top of that, the weekend seems like it will never end.

...you're sad that you can't work full time (since you have to pick up the kids).

...in short, you want to spend as little time as possible at home, and as much of that time by your self.

(To be continued, I'm sure.)